So zaim abis credit then decided to go to the 24/7 kadai cina on top of the bukit near london kebab ah. So ok jalan, then just as we passed by the traffic light, i saw the Kadai Kaling masih buka so tarus tia masuk sana since buka atu jua kan
Zaim lanja each of us minuman but i decided to drink it later. So i went to the purple mark arah the above picture, it is the 2nd exit. I looked my right, ada a big car macam prado lah cmatu slowing down arah blue mark ah because the traffic light was orange. So since it was orange lapas atu confirm jua red tu kan~ so aku jalan lah kan ke kiri to the pink mark
Out of nowhere
Piiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there was a horn, so long~ awal-awal damit then makin basar as it got nearer.
Woooiii!!!!! Dakat jua tu!!! - shouted the driver in the car as they passed us
Then i was like, huh??? apa eyh?? dakat?? tarang-tarang ea jauh lagi masatu, macam arah brown mark ah. Jauh jua tu!!!?? Well actually nada plang ku nampak keritanya coming pasal the light was red and ada big car stopping atu so i was looking at the road where i'm going. Inda semana-mana bah ea ada ah. Ea melanggar lampu merah atulah pokonya, yg sepatutnya ea branti instead ea blaju and tarus-tarus hon kami yg very slow kluar from the purple mark
The car got infront of us, lapas sudah bah. Nada jua ada accident -_-' but then he decided to stop arah grey mark so kami paksa jua stop arah pink atu since he blocked the road. He turned on the left signalled and got out of his car with two of his friends, but yg sorang at the back seat decided to masuk balik
At that time my heart was racing, OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooossshhiiiitttt!!!! Badannya lagi tagap
He stood beside the car arah brown mark facing me who was sitting arah purple mark. Shit!! bari takut muanya, ganas!!!! his right eye was white and bnyak scars around it O.0
Dakat jua tu!!! - he shouted
Minta maaf ku - me. Tarus bah ku cakap. takut jua ku tu
Then he said something yg others in the car can get it except for me
Below is the question that he asked me after minta maaf, play it.
so? paham? That's my voice actually :D but the style, i mean caranya becakap atu was his. Exactly the same!!! pasal bnyak kali wah ea tanya ah -_-'
Ok he said ' mun ada apa-apa cemana?'
Rul minta maaf saja - zaim who was sitting arah blue mark
Minta maaf ku - me
but then nada mau-mau bah ea ah -_-' tanya lagi, the exact same way. Play saja yg atas ah ;p
Pasal balik-balik dtanya, i was thinking maybe ea mau jawapan kali wah so i answered ' nada papa'
Then he bacame much louder " HNADAPAPACHANA!!! , "
Cakap bisai-bisai wah baie!!!!! - i shouted. Nada wah~ macam tah berani aku ani :p So again i told him nada papa
Keluar kau kajap - he said
Mati engine O.o , eyah sepoil hahaha! I turned on the emergency light and got out pf the car, we went infront of the car and again -_-' tanyanya lagi wah soalan yg sama ah. I gave him the same answer. He then chokeslammed me on the grey mark of the car. ( chokeslam = choke + lift + slam ) Lapaskannya tangannya and tanyanya lagi the question and i answered the same. Out of nowhere start menumbuk tia ea ani. HOOK punch lah semua hitting at the back of my head. Ada macam 3 - 5 times then he changed direction to my badan. Main sauk? i mean caranya menumbuk ah. Luckily badan ku macam si jacob so nada terasa lah :p huahuahuahau XD eatah he changed lagi back to my head -_-'
Oww masa ku kana chokeslam, ayyub who was sitting arah green mark said something..
" ZAIMMMM~ " si ayyub ani hoping si zaim to do something
buuutt Si zaim tungkal ketakutan macam nada tau apa kan dbuat , instead he threw his wallet away supaya nada kana ambil haha
After that kawannya yg damit menyabarkan sekajap, ea suruh aku masuk kerita and jalan. I said sorry and shook his hand. When i got in the car, the guy yg mata putih ani cari masalah lagi -_-'
" Kamu yg dblakang ani mengapa?!!! kan melawankan??!! ahhh!!! kan melawankan??!!! "
He went to the pink mark and opened the door ampir ayyub atu and tried pulling aiman who was sitting at the red mark. He then punched aiman in the face. Masa ea menarik-narik si aiman atu, mua si mata putih ani macam dapan-dapan si ayyub eatah si ayyub tecium bau beer, so the guy was mabuk time atu. No wonder pasal perkara damit pun jadi basar. Cakap pun nada beluyuss :p
" Man, sabar man~" - me
Then yg damit ani menaie palat tia jua, " apa nyamu?!!!! "
So again i was pulled out from the car, now kali ani both of them yg mengantam. Masa kana tumbuk-tumbuk atu i was thinking of a way for them stop mengantam me, so i waited for the right time and the right punch to make fall on the side. Went to the orange mark, the right punch came and i jumped across the railing and stayed down on the grass as if aku pengsan
So kawannya yg damit ani macam panic lah ketakutan
nijam palui nijam!!! nijam!!! adang palui!!! nijam!!!! - si damit
Si nijam mata putih ani cari pasal jua masih arah si aiman, tarik-tariknya lagi through tempat yg sama and script yg sama -_-'
Then i decided to stood up, ooops salah timing -_-' kana tarik then kana tumbuk-tumbuk lagi -_-' There was this guy datang arah yellow mark and meliat apa yg terjadi, nada jua menolong -_-' but inda apalah~ dipahami. He was macam bapa-bapa, jenisnya macam bapa si syarif. I mean soft-soft looking guy :D Eatah jarih saja karang
Bah agatah jalan!!! jalan!!! - damit, but mengambil kesempatan baie ah menumbuk
Started the engine and tarus zoom, naik bukit kan -_-' then before london kami masuk to the side betapuk and rehat kajap. Sana barutah terasa sakit and all. My back lower right head was swelling -_-' Sampai now still terasa masih, but inda apa~ hengsam lakat haha :p Si aiman melapaskan marahnya sana -_-' terlambat man, nada guna :p
It was a life-death situation wah ='( kami nada melawan balik cause takut darang ada something macam pisau wah, mati meninggal saja karang =( Biar tia drang memuaskan hati. I know some people yg after mendangar or membaca this story would be macam ngapa nada dlawan?? mun aku wah ku lawan tu~ Puii kamu, it was a very different situation wah!! Orang atu lagi menakutkan and mabuk. Kalau kan dlawan nada guna wah and even if we did succeed, kana intai jua kan lapas atu so nada guna wah ='(
We now know why some parents were so strict pasal time jalan, cause they're afraid things like this to happen to their children. To my friends yg driving, jangan akhir balik except if kamu beramai and sanggup menerima risiko. Pokoknya berhati-hati lah and to the girls, awal balik!! jangan limpas 11!! Pasal if we guys ok lah, we can take a punch or more. If girls?? Walaupun kamu can take a punch jua, but baik masa drang kan mempunch? What if drang ROGOL?? Sorry if i'm being rude~ but who am i to stop you all from doing your thanggss. Just giving an advice. Drive safely pun nada guna bah, mun sudah orang atu mabuk cemana jua kan :|
Kami besyukur jua lah sikit kami yg kana, what if orang lain yg kana mcam yg family, abis eyh. Kesian wah tu the dad, and maybe jua orang atu berani beranti cause we were on kijang masatu and kijang ani biasanya mcam kerita contractors and all kan eatah. Skali liatnya lagi muda driver ani, waseehhh~ :p haha mengambil kesempatan aku ah XD makin tia ea brani, badan ani nada jua seberapa
A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE wah tu. After that went to aiman's to ambil barangnya and then back to me home. We were still traumatized by it, semua awake tarus after that. Zaim and nunu saja yg tidur pasal drang selamat, invisible bah drang ah. Kalau ada gem wah abis kamu :p
It was 5.30am, bangunkan zaim and nunu and off we go to airport to sent joules who was going to singapore for the syc. Balik rumah around 7 and semua tidur. Woke up around 12 kali, makan. At 7pm sent zaim home pasal ea mengusut, orang dirumahnya bbq eatah. Mamanya invite kami tarus to stay and makan. Hoho coolio~ but kami kanyang dah time atu, main pajal saja. Nyumnyum.
about an hour lah sana, si yuudii also came. We told the story arah mama si zaim and baru kami tau kalau kan report to the police must be on the spot. I mean on the day atu jua, but useless jua bah pasal confirm kana cari after report eatah. Then me and ayyub went to aiman cause we needed to do some kricking and tarus sleepover there
Mangsa-mangsa yg dikerajakan oleh nijam mabuk dan sang kecil
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